Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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