stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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