ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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