I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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