Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.