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  Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.

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• (518): View more from New York

  when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'

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  i pity the fetus.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer

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• (760): View more from California

  That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You have my heart. You only share my vagina.

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