Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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