you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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