How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Pants 0. Shit 1.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
