it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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