Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
