he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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