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Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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