As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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