The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
