This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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