You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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