Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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