Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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