would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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