Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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