Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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