oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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