# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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