I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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