Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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