someone get that fucking seahorse.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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