big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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