I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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