You work out of a Hotel?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
