mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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