One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The feeling are messing with the penis
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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