belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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