Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
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So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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