I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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