she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm at about main and main street
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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