Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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