Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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