So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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