girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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