For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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