i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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