Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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