Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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