I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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