I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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