i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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