Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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