my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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