You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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