and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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