My brain says no but my pants say off.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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