Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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