It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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