You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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