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I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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