dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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